Um...okay, I'm a little new to this. Never been the type to keep a diary or journal, but this seems interesting. Okay...this begs the question "WHAT doesn't happen to normal people?" The answer: my life. A while ago a friend summed me up in one sentence: "I'm a bipolar agoraphobic kleptomaniac who's marrying a gay military man and I think I'm god." That's a pretty good start, I think. Of course, the rabbit hole goes so much deeper, and the deeper the creepier and more...eerie. But for now, it'll have to do. I'll get to the more bizarre stuff later.