Jesus loves me but I make him wear a condom.

I met the sexiest, smartest guy this weekend. That was on the shirt he was wearing. And OH, I'd love to fuck him. He pushes all my buttons. In all the right ways. Now if only he'd push me...
Anyway, I'm horny. Obviously. There is rarely a time when I'm not. But you knew that already. *sigh* I need a reliable fuck buddy.
Because there's no such thing as a reliable mate.
Laters