I just came across this:

"A is for asphyxiation you don't get your breath
B is for the bible that keeps your darkest depth
C is for your cock wich I squash beneath my shoe,
while I watch you wiggle and laugh at you
D is for my dildo that you will learn to blow
E is for your enema, I control the flow
F is for my flogger, I whip you so violent
G is for the gag in place to keep your screaming silent
H is for humiliation that you must bear
I will imobilize you in my sexual lair
J is for your jizzing, jerking tendancy
K for kisses
L for love, and licks you all for me
M is for the manacles emprisoned in your feet
N is for your name I mumble oh baby so sweet
O is for the O-ring holding you in place
P is for the persperation dripping down your face
Q is for the quark I use to whip your eager ass
R is for restraints to make the magic last
S is for sweet suffering that only you will know
T is for the torment that keeps you on the go
U is for unbridaled love that only I control,
as I claim for my own your body, mind and soul
V is for vicious urge to strugle in vain,
while I tease and tantalize you and erotisise your brain
W is where the whiny woman walks
X is for excruciating X rated talk
Y is for the yo yo I dangle on a string,
watch you yell and holler with all the pleasure that it brings
Z is for the zestfulness with which you will submit,

Twinkle twinkle little slut, now I spank your naughty butt
Once I've warmed it you will cry, and I'll wipe your teary eye
Don't forget the lessons learned or your rumpsticks will be burned.
Ba ba black sheep in my school,
you'll be short of all your rule
a lesson in submission another in pain,
after graduation things will never be the same."

Half of me: "Where do I sign up?"
The other half: "What the fuck is WRONG with me??"

Laters