Ya know what I love about my child? Other than that she's my child and she's awesome, I mean. It's that she loves doing the stuff that most kids avoid at all costs. Cleaning up after herself, brushing her teeth, helping with the dishes, taking baths, eating her vegetables. She's the most amazing kid EVER. And that's not just because I'm biased. It's because she's great. Even if she is the antichrist.
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