This Doesn't Happen to Normal People

But what DOES happen to normal people? Email: iamthecoloursapphire@yahoo.com

Tuesday, January 28, 2003

Okay, now I'm totally amused. Plum came over tonight and he's amazingly sexually inept. Not that there was sex-there wasn't-but he's clueless as to the EVERYTHING that goes along with it. Even kissing. None of which I would've found out if I hadn't been in horny little bitch mode. But yeah. So now it's like I get to train him. Yeah, we'll see how that goes. If it goes.
Speaking of which, Chestnut has not at all contacted me, or even responded to my email. Whatever. Men suck. And I've not caught Amber online since I saw him either. What the hell is WITH me? Are there no real men in the world? And by "real" I mean "in any way remotely resembling my ideal, such as it is". And it's not like my standards are that high: intelligent, not sucky in bed. That's about it. Goddammit, I hate my life.
Anyway, I'm still horny little bitch, so I'm gonna go take a long bath. and then maybe sleep for an hour or three until Amethyst wakes up.
Laters